Y’all i’ve just had this thought, hear me out.
We need a perfume brand that creates scent sheets of normal body odour compared to bad body odour.
Want to know if you have a yeast infection? Order our discharge range.
Want to know if you’re deodorant is causing a reaction? Armpit range.
I’m sold already.
Edit: they would have to be water activated and the “undertones” of said smells. Any decent health care worker could probably pick out a few accurate scents.
going further, “the should my apartment smell like this” range and “are my neighbours making crack or burning incense” range.
“is this coolant or my perfume” – its coolant